It used to be called Uncle Sam
He sent fears n the lam
Now he is called Big Dad
And our country is quite sad.
Forget about all your liberty
There is none after puberty
Now it's DON'T DO that DON'T DO this
Only DAD can give you true bliss.
Strap in when you get in the car
Whether going near or far.
Hope the air bags won't deploy
Because your bones they destroy.
In the car, Put down that cell phone
You cannot be trusted on your own.
Put a blue protrubence in your ear
You get too distracted. Dear.
Hey you. Put that cigarette out!
If you smoke you are a lout.
You can spend your money anywhere,
But you sure can't smoke there.
No, No ,Don't eat that Big Mac,
Put down that taco and donut pack.
Eat only what Dad says, don't forget
He'll make you healthy and full or regret.
Let's face the truth, Dear Friends
The control just never ends
Big Dad thinks we are retarded
He is strong and cold hearted
Too much power we have given
To our Dad, he is now control driven
To make sure we are citizens, good,
Willing to keep him in a fine mood.
Please don't rock his boat,
He can be a mean old goat!
Just glance over the Patriot Act
It's scary and mean, that's a fact.
