This would be to the bewildered of the planet, Dear Bewildered, The bad weather has driven me to reflection and pondering, which in turn has sent me to my under-ground laboratory, where I conduct my experiments and usually emerge with some kind of amazing invention. Sometimes this can take as long as thirty minutes (you have to be patient). In trying to create jobs for the stimulus package..... for fluffy people ( I don't use unpolitically correct adjectives ) I realized other than speed bumps what could they do? Then I realized I needed to create a diet that would de-fluffitize them. Everyone knows diets don't work unless you unbelievable will power like myself. So, I did the obvious, I started to develop a diet that makes you grow then the fluff will spread out and nobody will be fluffy anymore. Within 20 or 30 minutes I called all the science magazines and journals so they could see for themselves the first guy I used grew an astonishing 4 inches in an hour, he went from 36 to a 40 inch waist. I wasn't discouraged I went right back down there and re-arranged some chromo-zones on one of my other subjects, the scientists had to completely re-name a species, so get used to calling them the 2 Inch Worm. So far the only thing my experiments work on are things that crawl..........please contact me if you qualify...........as per usual helping the helpless....
Bob Stewart
www.convictedartist.com
